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© 2019 Alex Sim-Wise

If I'm going to do something, I might as well do it well... this year I am offering an elite selection of you a bit of LUXURY MYSTERY to counteract these dreary election times. As always I pay a high attention to detail, so I will be using my Disney brain to make this calendar my most LUXURIOUS, MYSTERIOUS and NAUGHTIEST experience yet, and only the lucky few of you who buy it will ever get to know what I mean by that.


Every package is different! Expect the unexpected!


What I will tell you, ALL calendars are:



250gsm silk gloss paper








RONSEAL PACKAGE - No surprises, just a Luxury Mystery A3 calendar sent in the post to your house.


SCOOBY DOO PACKAGE - Luxury Mystery 2020 A3 Calendar PLUS an extra mystery surprise.


WHERE DO YOU GO? PACKAGE - Luxury Mystery 2020 A3 Calendar PLUS signed Instax and an extra lovely surprise.


MYSTERIOUS CITIES OF GOLD PACKAGE - Luxury Mystery 2020 A3 Calendar PLUS signed Instax, signed print and an extra mysterious GOLD surprise.


MYSTERY OF LIFE PACKAGE - Luxury Mystery 2020 A3 Calendar PLUS signed Instax, signed print AND a handmade scrapbook of my favourite naughty pictures from the past year.


MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS PACKAGE - My most bespoke package. Includes the Luxury Mystery 2020 A3 Calendar PLUS signed Instax, your choice of framed print, your choice of shoot memorabilia, an exclusive mystery selection of high quality prints from the past year, a handwritten letter AND an extra murderous surprise (not an actual murder, mind).


Sim-Wise's LUXURY Mystery 2020 Calendar

Package Choice
  • This calendar (and all packages) are available as a PRE ORDER ONLY. You have the month of November to order. DEADLINE FOR ALL PRE-ORDERS IS THE 30TH NOVEMBER 2019. All calendars will be sent out in December 2019 with additional bespoke items sent out by the end of January 2020 (at the latest).

  • Packages are sent via Royal Mail. UK shipping is FREE, International shipping is an extra £5.