The post is rubbish nowadays, all you get is bills and Domino's flyers and catalogues full of posh crap.
So with that in mind, why not brighten someone's day with a lovely handwritten letter or postcard from me where I will entertain and surprise with my made up stories and pictures, kind of like Brendan Dassey but without the coercion.
CORONAVIRUS SPECIAL: All handwritten letters now contain a sticker and a postcard-sized sexy photo!
Never again will you look at the post box the same!
It will be dead exciting.
A HANDWRITTEN LETTER
I will write letters anywhere, even to people in prison so if you're looking for a gift for a locked up friend (or your Nan) then this is PERFECT.
Also, my handwriting is pretty shit, but I will make up for it with kindness and nice writing paper.