The post is rubbish nowadays, all you get is bills and Domino's flyers and catalogues full of posh crap.


So with that in mind, why not brighten someone's day with a lovely handwritten letter or postcard from me where I will entertain and surprise with my made up stories and pictures, kind of like Brendan Dassey but without the coercion.


CORONAVIRUS SPECIAL: All handwritten letters now contain a sticker and a postcard-sized sexy photo!


Never again will you look at the post box the same!


It will be dead exciting.


  • I will write letters anywhere, even to people in prison so if you're looking for a gift for a locked up friend (or your Nan) then this is PERFECT.


    Also, my handwriting is pretty shit, but I will make up for it with kindness and nice writing paper.